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having a conversation about Game of Thrones with Mr L is usually hampered by his not knowing a single character's name. . .despite having seen every episode.

ME:
So you don't remember a single Lannister? Not even the queen's name?

MR L:
I know Peter Dinklage.

ME:
What about Robert Baratheon?

MR L:
Who?

ME:
Okay the youngest Stark girl?

MR L:
Um, I wanna say it starts with an A, and long eeee sound. Amy?

ME:
**staring**

MR L:
**shrug**

ME:
Melisandre?

MR L:
Smoke crotch, yeah!

ME:
Can you name any character on the show?

MR L:
**starts to speak**

ME:
NOT Jon Snow.

MR L:
**thinking** . . .Joffrey!

Notes

  1. sabrea said: To be fair I can’t name most of the characters either
  2. iheartapostates said: we married the same person, hahaha
  3. wardenblues-inactive said: smoke crotch oh my god
  4. metasexual said: …smoke crotch lol :< and you know, oddly enough, jon snow is the one character whose name I can *never* remember (in part because every time it was his PoV in the book my mind drowned all else out with Smells Like Teen Spirit)
  5. pussyless said: LMAOOO I AM GIGGLING SO HARD AT SMOKE CROTCH. My mum is the same, despite marathoning both seasons in just over a day. She calls Joffrey “blonde demon spawn.”
  6. cheesiestart said: this is me and spn omg
  7. afragmentcastadrift said: Hell, I’ve read almost all of the books, and I can’t remember anyone’s name. Well, other than Arya. >_>
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